- [the Fog vigilante introduces himself while saving a mugging victim]
- The Fog: I'm The Fog. And tonight... I'm thick with justice.
- [Clive and Liv find the vigilante crime fighter The Fog in the back of a garbage truck]
- Clive Babineaux: I was afraid this would happen.
- Olivia Moore: You were afraid someone would find a grown-ass man wearing a cape in the back of a garbage truck? Pretty specific fear.
- [Ravi tells Liv she's a zombie on stalker brain]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: 'Hell hath have no fury like a zombie on stalker brain thinking she's been scorned.'
- [Liv questions Major after finding the text messages he received in his phone from Rita]
- Olivia Moore: [Major scoffs] No 'pfft!' There's no 'pfft!'
- Major Lilywhite: All right, you should've been able to see from your snooping that I haven't texted her since we got back together.
- Olivia Moore: How do I know that you didn't call her from a landline?
- Major Lilywhite: Because it's not 1987.
- [Ravi tells Liv that the vigilante The Fog was a man who stood for justice]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I think it's noble to go out and pursue danger to protect the innocent, to be an active symbol of hope. To show the world that one person can make a difference.
- Olivia Moore: I just think it's kind of ridiculous.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Would you say that to Batman?
- Olivia Moore: If he were real, yes, I would.
- [Ravi tries thinking of a superhero name for Liv]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: 'Super Dead,' that's just too awkward to say. 'Help me, Super Dead.' Ooh! 'Mighty-Whitey!' What do you think?
- Olivia Moore: I think I would be the Ku Klux Klan's favorite superhero.
- [Blaine brings the dying man Drake Holloway to the police morgue]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: We are not an emergency room. We're not equipped for this. This man is dying, and your first thought is to bring him here?
- Blaine DeBeers: Actually, my first thought was to call you and have you come to my place, but I had some concern you wouldn't show, so...
- [Blaine tells Drake that he's a zombie]
- Blaine DeBeers: How familiar are you with the movie... Dawn of the Dead?
- Drake Holloway: I've seen it.
- Blaine DeBeers: Remember how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?
- Drake Holloway: Yeah.
- Blaine DeBeers: You're what's outside of the mall. You're a zombie.
- [Blaine tells Drake that he needs to eat brains as a zombie]
- Blaine DeBeers: You were dying, and in an effort to save you... Well, we had a zombie scratch you. I may have buried the lead here. Zombies are a real thing.
- Drake Holloway: So the fact that I crave...
- Blaine DeBeers: Brains? Yeah, that's a zombie thing. But fear not, everything's gonna be just fine. If you follow my instructions, you'll have all the brains you need.
- Drake Holloway: I need brains.
- Blaine DeBeers: [Blaine chuckles] Sorry. Wow. I am really rusty at the 'Welcome to Team-Z' speech. I should've made pamphlets.
- [Major makes a joke with the zombie Natalie about killing herself]
- Major Lilywhite: [sitting next to her Christmas tree with her] How badly could you want to die if you spent an hour untangling Christmas lights?
- Natalie: I was setting a mood.
- [the Imposing Elf Thug asks the vigilante-masked Liv what she's supposed to be]
- Imposing Elf: What are you supposed to be?
- Olivia Moore: [Liv turns into her zombie rage mode] I'm the nightmare before Christmas.
- [Blaine and Ravi both watch Liv scratch the unconscious Drake]
- Blaine DeBeers: Hey, let's get some mojitos. You know, celebrate.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: The next shift is showing up here in 10 minutes. This would be rather hard to explain.
- Blaine DeBeers: [Blaine looks at Drake un the body bag] Gotta zip you back up, friend. Down you go.
- [first lines]
- Carlos Rena: [the two men chase down a female victim in the street, knocking her to the ground] Get up, bitch!
- The Fog: [when The Fog vigilante intervenes] Prey on the weak. Feast on my fury.
- [Clive tells Liv the true identity of who The Fog is]
- Clive Babineaux: Everyone on the force knew this guy. His name is Chris Allred, AKA The Fog. He was a high school shop teacher by day, but at night, he would put on a costume and patrol the streets. He considered himself a real-life superhero.
- Olivia Moore: So he was crazy?
- [Ravi learns that Seattle has a vigilante crime fighter named The Fog]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I'm sorry, Seattle has a vigilante crime fighter called The Fog? How did I not know about this?
- Clive Babineaux: Oh, we've got a few superhero wannabes here.
- [Liv tells Ravi that the vigilante The Fog is a grown man in tights]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: The Fog certainly took some licks for the greater good.
- Olivia Moore: Ravi, the most this guy ever did was momentarily distract criminals, who were shocked to see a grown man in tights.
- [Ravi inspects The Fog's utility belt]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: As a man who's mentally assembled his own utility belt, I find The Fog's impressive. Carabiner hooks. Giant marble. Oh! A giant marble.
- Olivia Moore: Marble?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Always handy. Mace.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Ravi sniffs the mace] No. No, wait. It's chloroform. And the handiest of crime-fighting tools, duct tape.
- [superhero-brain Liv tells Clive there's bad people in this world]
- Clive Babineaux: Our mugging victim ID'd her assailants. They're both in the system.
- Olivia Moore: [Liv in a low voice] They're not in the system. They are the system.
- Clive Babineaux: [Clive hesitates] Yeah, not really following.
- Olivia Moore: [Liv slowly walks up to Clive] There are bad people in this world. We put them in cages, expect them to change, they never do.
- [Clive asks superhero-brain Liv if she wants to come check on the two muggers with him]
- Clive Babineaux: So I spoke to these muggers P.O. and got a last place of employment. Turns out, they work together. Wanna go check them out?
- Olivia Moore: [Liv in a low voice] I make time for justice.
- [as Ravi rocks his head up and down, smiling]
- [Clive and Liv find Mr. Boss in the Santa outfit]
- Clive Babineaux: That's Mr. Boss. He's head of the biggest crime syndicate in Seattle.
- Olivia Moore: [Liv in a low voice] So all this Santa delivers to our city is crime.
- [Clive and Liv question Mr. Boss about the vigilante crime fighter The Fog]
- Stacey Boss: What exactly is a 'vigilante crime fighter'?
- Olivia Moore: You know exactly what he is, a superhero. A selfless defender of those who can't defend themselves.
- Stacey Boss: I see. I don't want to pretend to know how to do your job, but it just seems to me, your best bet, would be to aim a floodlight into the night sky with his logo burned into it. I'm sure he'd find you.
- [Liv tells Clive she has a vision of who killed The Fog]
- Olivia Moore: The Fog, he was attacked by another guy in a costume. Tic-Tac-Toe Man, or something.
- Clive Babineaux: That's Hashtag. I'll bring him in. He's another joker in a mask.
- Olivia Moore: You know where to find him?
- Clive Babineaux: All you have to do to summon Hashtag is to hashtag, Hashtag.
- [Don E. brings in a dying man to Blaine's funeral home]
- Don Everhart: [Don E. nervously] This is so bad. This is so bad, you got to do something.
- Blaine DeBeers: [Blaine spoofs Star Trek] 'Dammit Don E., I'm a brain dealer not a doctor!'
- [Ravi continues to try and think of a superhero name for Liv]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: What do you think about calling yourself 'Doctor Power'? 'Dead Power'? 'Doctor Dead'? How about 'Snow Woman'? Because you're ice-cold, right? Potentially deadly and...
- Olivia Moore: A woman, clever.
- [Ravi comes up with one last superhero name for Liv]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Ideally, the name should be symbolic and correspond with your aesthetic and/or powers. Okay. Give this one a moment. Don't say no right away. 'Ol' Scratchy'!
- [superhero-brain Liv tells Ravi this city needs more than a symbol]
- Olivia Moore: [Liv in a low voice] This city needs more than a symbol.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Yeah, you keep saying stuff like that. I'll follow behind you, jotting notes for the graphic novel.
- [the vigilante Hashtag tells Clive why he threatened The Fog crime fighter in the past]
- Hashtag: The Fog thought he was the king of the superheroes. Always bad-mouthing me to the others. Then I find out he's got a super-team and doesn't ask me. Do you know how many marketing opportunities I was going to lose out on if I wasn't included? You ever hear of Snake Bite?
- Clive Babineaux: No.
- Hashtag: But I bet you can name everyone in the Justice League, can't you? I rest my case.
- [superhero-brain Liv introduces the Super-Team to Detective Clive Babineaux]
- Olivia Moore: [Liv in a low voice] Ghost Cobra. Gray Area. Superfly. Mega Fist. Blue Swallow. Detective Babineaux needs your help. And someday, you may need his. Think of him as your Jim Gordon.
- Clive Babineaux: I'm not your Jim Gordon.
- Olivia Moore: That's right. He's his own man. Detective Clive Babineaux. Remember that name. Your friend in the Seattle PD.
- [the Fog's Super-Team tells Clive and Liv Mr. Boss' plan]
- Olivia Moore: Now what was it that made The Fog want to form his super-team?
- Mega Fist: The Fog heard Mr. Boss was bringing in a shipment of guns.
- Clive Babineaux: Mr. Boss, huh?
- Mega Fist: Yeah. He said they were big-ass guns.
- Clive Babineaux: So, what was the plan?
- Ghost Cobra: We really didn't get to the 'hearing the plan' part.
- Mega Fist: Mr. Boss? Guns? That's some super-dangerous stuff.
- [Liv tells Mega Fist she's disappointed with him]
- Olivia Moore: [Liv in a low voice] You disappoint me.
- Mega Fist: Yeah, that's what The Fog said.
- Mega Fist: [Mega Fist sighs] I'm sorry. I work at a cold-pressed juicery during the day. I'm not taking on a crime lord.
- [Liv meets Drake during his first brain feeding]
- Don Everhart: To eat brains or not to eat brains? That is the question.
- Blaine DeBeers: It's a bit of an acquired taste.
- Olivia Moore: You couldn't of flavored it up a bit for him?
- Blaine DeBeers: Sorry. The quality of all the meals have gone downhill here since someone's boyfriend offed my chef. Poor Don E. has been reduced to eating pepperoni pockets.
- [Drake thanks Liv for saving his life by turning him into a zombie]
- Drake Holloway: Thank you. And I guess I should thank you for saving my life too, huh?
- Olivia Moore: You may want to wait a couple weeks. See if you still feel grateful.
- [Clive tries to tell superhero-brain Liv that the police can't just raid a place]
- Clive Babineaux: We can't just raid a place. There's a protocol. First there's probable cause. Then comes the warrant.
- Olivia Moore: [Liv in a low voice] I'm the probable cause.
- [Major meets the zombie Natalie]
- Natalie: I was a call girl. The normal, human kind... upscale clientele. Then this mystery man contacts me. We have our date. And the next morning I wake up, and guess what sounds tasty to me?
- Major Lilywhite: Brains.
- Natalie: Exactly. Then this John drops back by, welcomes me to 'Team Z.' And explains that I was a zombie now and in exchange for the brains I needed to survive, I would have to service his zombie clients.
- Major Lilywhite: That's horrible.
- [the zombie Natalie tells Major she was screwed into becoming a zombie]
- Natalie: I literally got screwed into becoming a zombie hooker.
- [the zombie Natalie tells Major that being a zombie hooker is horrible]
- Natalie: Being a zombie hooker is horrible. Being a zombie hooker when you've eaten the brain of a Benedictine nun? Or a man with dementia? That is an extra level of devastating.
- Natalie: [Natalie chuckles in sadness] A few weeks ago, I shot a deer. I started being a vegan when I was 16 and hunter-brain made me kill Bambi.
- [the zombie Natalie tells Major that she's either controlled by a pimp or a brain]
- Natalie: [Natalie tears up] I'm either being controlled by a pimp or I'm being controlled by a brain.
- [the zombie Natalie tells Major that he's a quality boyfriend]
- Natalie: [Natalie smiles] You sound like the sort of quality boyfriend I've only heard about.
- Major Lilywhite: Yeah, I wouldn't be too sure about that.
- Natalie: You're doing all of this to keep your girlfriend safe. She's got to appreciate that.
- Major Lilywhite: Ah, she doesn't know. I can't tell her. Liv would try to stop Vaughn. I'd end up getting her killed, and I can't risk that. I won't risk that. You know, it's like a cult over there, and he is their messiah offering up immortality in a can. I'm working on a plan, but in the meantime, I have to keep abducting zombies, taking them away from their families, and proving I'm a good soldier, and I'm pretty sure that Liv would find that... reprehensible. I know I do.
- [the zombie Natalie tells Major to not bring her back if there's no cure]
- Natalie: If this doesn't work... if the cure doesn't happen...
- Major Lilywhite: It's going to.
- Natalie: But if it doesn't... I don't want to come back as a zombie. Not like this. And definitely not like one of those mindless, drooling monsters you see in the movies.
- [Liv tells Major that they both belong with their own kind]
- Olivia Moore: Can we both be honest for a moment? We both know deep down that this can't work. Being a zombie has changed me. You love the woman I was before. You tolerate the woman I am now.
- Major Lilywhite: Who you are now is only temporary.
- Olivia Moore: This brain is temporary. But... The not being able to have sex, the day-to-day personality changes, that's the new normal. And that's what neither one of us is okay with. We're not. The truth is, we belong with our own kind.
- Major Lilywhite: Is this... are we breaking up?
- Olivia Moore: We have to.
- [last lines]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Ravi speaks into his recorder, after he finds that the test rat regressed and went back to zombie form] The subject maintained a normal state for 162 days. The reversion to zombie form was sudden and complete. There were no warning signs. If the cured rat regressed to zombie form, it's more than likely that at some point, the cured humans will as well. The reversion also casts doubt on all working theories about the cure, muting whatever hopes we've been able to muster. And if hope is indeed lost, what's left for our zombies to live for?