Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)

Josh and I Are Good People! (2015)

Donna Lynne Champlin: Paula Proctor

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• Paula Proctor : So, clearly, you're still on this "I'm a good person" thing.

  Rebecca Bunch : I mean, Greg really got to me this morning.

  Paula Proctor : [passionately]  Oh, come on. You are not a terrible person. Greg is just a... whiny little bitch... and sexy. He should be a search term on porn sites.

• Paula Proctor : I think his kids are cute, okay? They remind me of my kids in good times when they were young. You know, before they could talk and steal money from my purse.

• Paula Proctor : Darryl is so damned disorganized. Some of the papers in here are so old. Oh, good news, I found a coupon from Blockbuster. The Color Purple is now available on laserdisc.

• Tim : I'll change. I promise.

  Paula Proctor : Yeah, I doubt it. That's like asking Karen to not talk about tampons.

  Karen : Actually, I just switched to those new menstrual cups, which I can't figure out! Who wants to help me?

• Paula Proctor : But who cares what he thinks?

  Rebecca Bunch : Well, I care what he thinks, because I care what me thinks and me wants me to be a good person.

• Paula Proctor : Oh Karen, did you file those briefs?

  Karen : No, I'm sorry, my snake is sick and I just can't focus whenever my snake is sick. Also, my internet is down, so I can't post about it on my You Tube channel, so I was gonna tweet about it instead but then my account got hacked AGAIN, so I...

  Paula Proctor : Okay, Karen! Karen, you told me all of this this morning, and you're my case assistant and I just - I really need you to focus.

  Karen : I need to go. My electrolytes are low.

• [Paula takes Tim's squirt gun and breaks it over her knee] 

  Karen : Oh! A shard got in my eye! I need some eyewash!

  Paula Proctor : Karen! You passive-aggressive, miserable piece of garbage, shut your garbage face!