- Bonnie Bennett: [photographing the guys putting diapers on baby dolls] Are you kidding me? Best blackmail material ever!
- Bonnie Bennett: [at mother-to-be gathering] Hey. Wasn't sure you'd make it.
- Nora Hildegard: Well, anything to postpone studying for midterm.
- [takes out gift]
- Bonnie Bennett: Did you buy off the registry?
- Nora Hildegard: You mean that list of demands. No. See, I refuse to purchase anything called a "milk warmer," so instead, I bought these tiny little socks that, for some reason look like laced-up sneakers.
- Bonnie Bennett: Socks count as practical. Good. That's how I'll sell it to Caroline. Come on, I'll get you a drink. Although, fair warning,
- [whispers:]
- Bonnie Bennett: they're in baby bottles.
- Nora Hildegard: Ah. Infants drinking. What a lovely image. Can't say I'm surprised.
- Nora Hildegard: Perhaps it's time for me to leave.
- Matt Donovan: Perhaps you should.
- Bonnie Bennett: No, I invited you. You should stay.
- Nora Hildegard: I would, but I'm afraid your friend here may say something inappropriate to me, and then find himself never able to speak again.
- Matt Donovan: Did you just threaten me?
- Nora Hildegard: I didn't, actually. That would have looked like this.
- [raises hand, casts spell:]
- Nora Hildegard: Take another step towards me, and I'll pluck your vocal cords from your throat,
- [Matt gasps for breath]
- Nora Hildegard: and use them to play a rather sporting game of "Pin the Tail on the Deputy."
- Bonnie Bennett: Stop! Please!
- Caroline Forbes: [to Stefan] So that's why you're hallucinating this? Because some faux brother is upset with what you did to him in a fake reality?
- Nora Hildegard: [to Bonnie, after receiving postcard marked with red X] If you sent this, you'd best admit it now, before I squeeze it out of your trachea.