iZombie (TV Series)
Love & Basketball (2015)
Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti
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Quotes
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[Clive, Ravi, and Liv arrive at a murder crime scene]
Clive Babineaux : Mike Hayden, night security guard.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Shot through the heart. And who's to blame?
Ravi Chakrabarti : [no one responds] No Bon Jovi fans here.
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[Blaine pays a visit to Ravi to pick up the zombie cure]
Blaine DeBeers : [singing the Cure] I don't care if Monday's blue / Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too / Thursday I don't care 'bout you / It's Friday, I'm in love.
Ravi Chakrabarti : To what do I owe the pleasure?
Blaine DeBeers : Come on. The Cure? I don't know why I bother.
Ravi Chakrabarti : The cure won't be ready for a while, yet.
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[Clive goes over the crime scene of Mike Hayden as Liv and Ravi talk sarcastically]
Olivia Moore : So, what, he turned the cameras off so his killer couldn't be identified? Think how easy it would be if there was video footage.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Yeah. And the killer could've been wearing a T-shirt that inexplicably has his name and address written across his chest.
Olivia Moore : And the address was, like, right next to the police station.
Ravi Chakrabarti : And the killer's just waiting calmly, already in handcuffs, just, sort of, reciting his Miranda rights to himself.
Olivia Moore : That would be so great! Now what're we gonna do?
Clive Babineaux : [hesitates] I guess we earn our paychecks.
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[Liv wonders what a night watchmen's brain will show her]
Olivia Moore : Night watchmen brain. Wonder what fresh hell this is gonna be.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, in cricket, a night watchmen is a low-order batsman moved up in an effort to maintain the strike until the end of...
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Liv turns on the bone saw to drown him out] Funny girl.
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[montage: crack eggs, whisk eggs, pour into a fry pan, slice a brain, add to fry pan, fold in to make an egg omelet, serve]
Olivia Moore : [with her mouth full] Mm. Oh, my God.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Nothing more primal than a zombie craving brains.
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Olivia Moore : As the ranking zombie on-site, shouldn't I get veto-power over their names? I'm kind of over your whole Star Wars theme. Why don't we name these guys after the '86 Celtics?
Ravi Chakrabarti : As in Celtic F.C., from Glasgow?
Olivia Moore : As in Boston Celtics -- Bird, McHale, Parrish.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Then, no. I haven't the foggiest idea who those people are -- and neither will you in a few days. We'll just be standing here trying to remember why we're calling a rat "Bird."
Ravi Chakrabarti : [to one of the rats] Isn't that right Boba Ratt?
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[Ravi talks to the test subject rats on which to test the zombie cure]
Ravi Chakrabarti : All right, friends. What we have here is a concentrated dose of Max Rager and what we hope is Boat Party Utopium. If it's indeed the right stuff, you'll soon be zombie rats. Your courage will be neither forgotten nor in vain. Who goes first? Do I have a volunteer?
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Dr. Ian Metzger : Yes, dental records confirm this is Telly Levins, 48. Uh, body was found in the concrete foundation of a high-rise construction site.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, so you have high rises here in the Shire.
Dr. Ian Metzger : Cranes, bulldozers, the whole nine yards.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, and the citizenry doesn't suspect witchcraft? Hm.
