Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5 (2015 Video)
Baker Terry: Yellow Guy, Duck Guy, Additional Characters
Quotes
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Steak Guy : You see, the body is like a special house, with blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms.
[Points to the basement]
Steak Guy : Oh, look! There's Mr. Bladder in the basement.
Duck Guy : What?
Steak Guy : Now, food comes in through the chimney- mouth- and goes from room to room, greeting the different organs.
Yellow Guy : Hello!
Steak Guy : Now, the good, healthy food is very nice and polite to the organs, and so is invited to stay for a party!
Steak Guy , Spinach Can : Yay!
Steak Guy : Now the bad, not healthy foods are very rude and must leave through the cat flap!
[a burger is ejected out of the model house and lands in a trash can]
Spinach Can : Rude!
Duck Guy : That doesn't make sense!
Spinach Can : [Cutting Duck Guy off] Doo doo doo doo doo!
Steak Guy , Spinach Can : Doo doo doo doo doo! Do it healthy.
[the phone on the model house rings]
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Spinach Can : What's that? A tasty snack! You don't want to go and eat a snack like that.
Steak Guy : Greedy to eat all that! You'll end up with your teeth all grey.
Spinach Can : Doo doo doo doo doo!
Spinach Can , Steak Guy : Doo doo doo doo doo! Do it healthy.
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Spinach Can : How about some onion paste? It looks like blood, have a taste!
[She spoon-feeds it to Yellow Guy]
Yellow Guy : Eugh!
Steak Guy : That wasn't onion paste! You shouldn't eat food from a stranger's plate.
["A stranger's plate" echoes in the background as Yellow Guy stares into the spaghetti in front of him]
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Duck Guy : Hello?
Spinach Can : What's that? A tasty snack! You don't want to go and eat a snack like that!
[Duck Guy is revealed to be holding a sub like a telephone]
Steak Guy : Greedy to eat all that! You'll end up with your gums all grey!
[He shows Duck Guy his reflection in the underside of a spoon. His gums are all greyed out]
Duck Guy : But something's... wrong!
Spinach Can : Exactly! How do we know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
Steak Guy : Well, that's easy! The food groups can easily be sorted using the health shape. Choosing normal, plain-looking foods such as bread, cream, white sauce, and aspic will keep the body ticking over just nicely.
[He pours cream into his model body]
Steak Guy : Isn't that right?
Model body : [Satisfied grunt]
Duck Guy : I need to go...
Spinach Can : But wait! What's this?
[Holds up a bowl of fruit salad]
Steak Guy : Fancy, show-offy foods like cooked meats, fruit salad, soil foods, and yolk!
Spinach Can : Augh!
Steak Guy : These foods will clog up the body with unnecessary detail.
[He knocks his model body onto the floor]
Steak Guy : Oh look! It's all broken and on the floor.
[He stomps on the remains of the model body]
Model body : [Dissatisfied gargling]
Fridge : Everything tastes great! Maybe we should wait...
Duck Guy : [Pushes the fridge's hand off him] No!
Fridge : Before we put it on the plate...
Duck Guy : Enough!
Fridge : Or it could be too late!
Duck Guy : I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE!
[He knocks over the camera]