- Agatha: Did you just say you don't have a cell phone?
- Denise Applecore: Yeah, I have a landline.
- Agatha: You're... you're joking, right? I mean... nobody uses a phone anymore to... talk.
- Lorenzo: I hate talking.
- Jerry Lambshank: Yeah, you gotta use words and everything.
- Agatha: Right? It's so exhausting! You gotta stop whatever you're in the middle of doing, you can't multi-task... You... You don't prefer that, do you?
- Denise Applecore: Isn't it much easier to talk instead of texting?
- Agatha: Dear, haven't you noticed? Talking to people sometimes sucks.
- Jerry Lambshank: Really. You don't say.
- Jerry Lambshank: 137 people care what you eat for dinner?
- [Denise nods]
- Jerry Lambshank: What, did the mental asylum get wifi?
- Jerry Lambshank: And they'd rather text you than speak to you in person?
- Denise Applecore: I've come to learn that some people are better in text form.
- Jerry Lambshank: ...Wait a minute, you mean like you or like me?
- Denise Applecore: Good night, Tucker!
- Jerry Lambshank: ...Who the hell is Tucker?
- [Denise points at it]
- Jerry Lambshank: ... Well that's ten seconds of my life I'm not getting back. I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen.
- Denise Applecore: [after Tucker has been stolen] It's Tucker! God knows what they're doing to him.
- Jerry Lambshank: Probably making phone calls. It's just a phone.
- Denise Applecore: My friends are probably upset that I'm not texting them back.
- Jerry Lambshank: It's been two hours.
- Denise Applecore: Exactly! You only have a small window of time to text them back before they'll think you're blowing them off.
- Denise Applecore: [Perusing a large fold-out map] This map is archaic! We need a GPS.
- Jerry Lambshank: A GPS. To go five blocks.
- Denise Applecore: How am I supposed to know how long it's gonna take for us to get there?... How am I supposed to even know where we are right now?
- Jerry Lambshank: ...Did you really just say that out loud?
- Denise Applecore: Jerry! This isn't easy for me.
- Jerry Lambshank: Yeah, well, it was last week.