- Phoebe Thunderman: [from the helicopter] I see Captain Man!
- Schwoz: Vhere is he?
- Charlotte Page: He's on top of the train!
- Kid Danger: What's he doing?
- Phoebe Thunderman: Uh, I-I think my brother Max is helping him... blow his nose.
- Schwoz: Ah. That's so sweet.
- Charlotte Page: Uh-oh. More bad guys just showed up!
- Schwoz: Are you SURE they're bad guys?
- Charlotte Page: Well... two of them are trying to break Phoebe's leg, and... one of them's tryin' to eat Henry's arm, so... they don't seem super nice!
- Kid Danger: [from the helicopter] I'm goin' down there! Charlotte, hand me that clip! Thanks.
- Phoebe Thunderman: I'm going down with you!
- Kid Danger: [delighted] Okay! Just, uh... grab onto me, and... and hold on, like... like, really, really, really tight!
- Charlotte Page: Wait! We have another rope that Phoepe can use!
- Phoebe Thunderman: Oh, thanks!
- Kid Danger: [miffed] Yes! Thank you, Charlotte!
- Phoebe Thunderman: Uh, how old are you?
- Kid Danger: Sixteen.
- Captain Man: He's fourteen.
- Kid Danger: Almost fifteen.
- Captain Man: But still fourteen.
- Kid Danger: Well, fourteen's the new fifteen, so...
- Piper Hart: [wearing a therapeutic cone collar] Oh. Someone texted me. I... can't... see my... phone screen. Ugh. Someone read me the text.
- Mr. Hart: Okay. Uh... Emma says, "O.M.G., so jelly. I'm dying. Hot skater boy from Spanish class went up to Stephanie and literally said he wanted to hang with her right in my face." I don't know what any of that means.
- Piper Hart: That's 'cuz you're too old to understand real life.
- Kid Danger: [questioning The Three Muchachos] What's this meeting about?
- Owen: [in an exaggerated Canadian accent] All we were told is that the meeting is ABOOT taking down Captain Man and Kid Danger, EH.
- Kid Danger: [whispering to Captain Man] Oh, that's us.
- Max Thunderman: Is that a real diaper?
- The Toddler: Yeah. Why? You wanna change me?
- Max Thunderman: No.
- The Toddler: Good answer.
- Captain Man: All right, you evils, on the floor, hands behind your backs.
- [only Jeff complies]
- The Toddler: Get up, Jeff!
- Dr. Minyak: You're embarrassing us.
- [Jeff gets up]
- Phoebe Thunderman: Oh, my God
- Captain Man: Wha... what? What?
- Kid Danger: Are you scared?
- Phoebe Thunderman: No.
- Kid Danger: 'Cuz if you're scared, you can hug me.
- Phoebe Thunderman: I'm not scared.
- Captain Man: Then why did you say, "Oh, my God?"
- Phoebe Thunderman: 'Cuz that guy helping The Toddler... he's my twin brother, Max.
- Captain Man: No way.
- Kid Danger: Seriously? And you're sure you're not scared?
- Phoebe Thunderman: Yes.
- Kid Danger: 'Cuz if you're scared you can hug me...
- Phoebe Thunderman: I'm not scared!
- Kid Danger: Got it.
- Phoebe Thunderman: Wait, you know my dad?
- Captain Man: Oh course. And, hey, I'm so sorry. I would have gone to his funeral, but... I had tickets to a ball game that weekend.
- Phoebe Thunderman: Uh... my dad's not dead.
- Captain Man: Well, when he does die, if there's no ball game, I'll be there.
- The Toddler: [to Captain Man] Jerk!
- Van Del: Scum!
- Dr. Minyak: Handsome!
- [Max, The Toddler and Van Del look at Dr. Minyak]
- Dr. Minyak: Well, look at him.
- Captain Man: Alright, Phoebe, you're in.
- Kid Danger, Phoebe Thunderman: Really?
- [Captain Man looks at Kid Danger in confusion]