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[Liv asks Ravi how the safe sex research for zombies is going]
Olivia Moore : Got that lucky feeling tonight, Doc. Give me some good news on the safe sex research.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh, nothing certain yet, though I have proven that when you purchase boxes of every brand of condom available at once, the lady at the drugstore counter looks at you funny.
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[Ravi rushes into Liv and Clive's bedroom]
Ravi Chakrabarti : Are you decent?
Olivia Moore : [under the blankets together] Decent enough!
Ravi Chakrabarti : Tell me you haven't had sex yet.
Major Lilywhite : Seems like a question you could've asked outside the door.
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[Liv hums 'The Blue Danube' while working on a corpse next to Ravi]
Ravi Chakrabarti : [as Liv hums] Did you and Major have sex?
Olivia Moore : Whoa. Aren't Brits supposed to be repressed? What would Judi Dench say?
Ravi Chakrabarti : She'd say we don't know a lot about the sexual transmission of zombie-ism.
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[Ravi calls Clive the man of the hour for his heroism]
Olivia Moore : We've been pulling bullets out of Mr. Cole all day. We heard you were inches away.
Clive Babineaux : Yards away. Nothing heroic about not getting shot.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Well, did you soil yourself?
Clive Babineaux : No.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi smiles] Then it's heroic in my book.
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[Clive walks into the morgue and sees a balloon animal on the table]
Clive Babineaux : Is that a balloon animal?
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi smiles] Ah, yeah, clown college. Uh, I'm available for parties.
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Ravi Chakrabarti : Zombie virus is a hundredth the size of a typical virus. I tested every brand of condom, every material. 102 samples. Zombie virus went through all of them. If you have sex, Major will become a zombie. That is not a risk. That's a certainty. Look, someday I'll cure it. I will, but until then, I'm sorry.