- Laura Diamond: What's in his pocket?
- [Jake gets the victim's keys]
- Laura Diamond: Why do men insist on carrying big ass keys in their pocket?
- [Reynoldo chuckles]
- Laura Diamond: That's why God invented handbags
- Jake Broderick: And when He adds a beer tab, we'll get onboard
- Laura Diamond: [Looking at Zukkies bike shop] Wow, it's official. You can put a price tag on any junk at all and call it merchandise
- Jake Broderick: Reduce, reuse, recycle. Although I think artists prefer the term "upcycle"
- Laura Diamond: I prefer the term "crapcycle"
- Max Carnegie: [On the phone] Location of... gym member?
- Laura Diamond: Archie Vale
- Max Carnegie: Archie Vale. Archie! My guess is, he's speed eating pizza with Jughead!
- [Hears a click]
- Max Carnegie: Hello? Laura? She hung up
- Reynaldo West: [Trying to find a weapon matching the wounds] ME archives may have helpful comparisons. I will give them a call
- Laura Diamond: You're gonna be sitting on a park bench, feeding pigeons, by the time they get back to you with something
- Laura Diamond: I'd say, this is tactile. Diamond 1, Santini zip
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Zip it with the "Santini"!
- Cecilia Burke: I'm sorry about the mess. I've just kinda lost it
- Laura Diamond: This is still cleaner than my house has been in years
- Meredith Bose: Check this. Found it in the ash of the fire pit
- Billy Soto: See, that's why you spring for a shredder. What is it?
- Meredith Bose: Train schedule?
- Billy Soto: Yeah, or subway, or boat, ferry, plane, helicopter
- Meredith Bose: Spaceship?
- Billy Soto: You're making fun of me?
- Meredith Bose: A little bit
- Captain Nancy Santiani: [Laura just save her] Here Diamond! I know that you weren't obligated to do that, so... um, noted
- Laura Diamond: Aw, we can hug it out now
- [Santiani frowns]
- Laura Diamond: No?
- [Santiani gash, Laura leaves the office, runs into Max]
- Max Carnegie: Did I miss it? Did she cry? Can she cry?
- [Laura doesn't respond]
- Max Carnegie: You used to be fun!