- Phil Dunphy: [On the phone] I'm so glad you like the house! Hey, so a few things - one, all the appliances are included, two, the previous residents were murdered there, and three, it just passed mold inspection.
- Claire Dunphy: I've got a meeting at school today to discuss Luke's college options.
- Haley Dunphy: [Alex starts writing frantically] Should be a short meeting.
- [Alex scrunches up and throws her paper away]