- Christy: Look Regina, a few glasses of wine is just one step from doing a line of blow and showing up to your kid's PTA meeting in assless chaps and a sombrero... your version of that.
- Jill: [on their phones] I think we need to do an intervention.
- Bonnie: Jill thinks we should do an intervention.
- Christy: Jill wants to do an intervention.
- Wendy: Does she know how to do that?
- Christy: I don't know. Does she know how to do that?
- Bonnie: I don't know. Do you know how to do that?
- Jill: I should, I've had 12.
- Regina: Since I stopped going to meetings I've had time to start doing stuff like going to the gym, doing volunteer work, putting in more time at my job which has led to a raise and a promotion. In fact... the truth is I'm doing better than all of you.