Castle (TV Series)
The Last Seduction (2015)
Jon Huertas: Javier Esposito
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Quotes
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Kate Beckett : So, you sent Castle on a surveillance mission after I told you he was not to work any more NYPD cases.
Kevin Ryan : We didn't think you should know. We were trying to protect you.
Kate Beckett : By sending my husband to the city's top divorce attorney?
Javier Esposito : Happy anniversary?
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[first lines]
Javier Esposito : You could've killed me!
Kevin Ryan : How many times do I have to say *I'm sorry* for shooting you in the ass? It was an accident. When are you gonna let it go?
Javier Esposito : When I can sit on my ass without using a pillow.
Therapist : So I take it there's been little progress since our last session.
Kevin Ryan : [laughs] No, not with his trust issues.
Javier Esposito : I don't have trust issues. He has jealousy issues.
Kevin Ryan : Okay. For the last time, I am not jealous that you passed the sergeant's exam.
Javier Esposito : Tell that to the hole in my ass!
[sees the therapist's expression]
Javier Esposito : The one that he put there. Not the...
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Richard Castle : Tomorrow is the first wedding anniversary for Beckett and me. And I was just hoping that you could distract her while I set up a surprise in her office.
Kevin Ryan : I don't know, Castle. Beckett doesn't want you hanging around the precinct.
Richard Castle : It's just a little surprise.
Javier Esposito : Castle, nothing you do is little.
Kevin Ryan : Yeah, probably come riding in on an elephant.
Javier Esposito : And then he takes her and the elephant up in a hot air balloon.
[they all share a laugh]
Richard Castle : Well, the first anniversary's paper, but otherwise that's not a bad idea.
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Javier Esposito : Annika has been posting about how she's gonna be flying to Paris tonight.
Kevin Ryan : And we need to get some hard evidence tying our vic to one of these women.
Kate Beckett : Castle, you said that they were gonna spend the day at the spa?
Richard Castle : Yes. Where all body art will be on full display. If one of them has that tattoo...
Kate Beckett : Then we can bring them in. I just need a partner to go with me into the women's locker room.
[Castle, Ryan, and Esposito all immediately raise their hands]
Kate Beckett : A female partner, guys.
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Kevin Ryan : And when you ID'd the tattoo, did you pull the towel off or did it just... fall off?
Hayley Shipton : Well, actually, Kate pulled the towel off.
Kevin Ryan : Right.
Hayley Shipton : But I'm not quite sure how this is relevant.
Javier Esposito : You're pathetic, bro.
Kevin Ryan : Somebody's gotta write this report.
Javier Esposito : Wow... So, Hayley, it must have been pretty hard for you guys to chase her, 'cause you and Beckett were both wearing towels, right?
Kate Beckett : [entering, to Hayley] Hey. Okay, here you go. This is your voucher, just take that up to Evidence, and that painting is yours.
Hayley Shipton : All right. I'll see you perverts later.
Javier Esposito : Yes, you will.
[seeing Beckett's expression]
Javier Esposito : Ryan was trying to get details on your wardrobe malfunction.
Kevin Ryan : Me? You were the one asking if Beckett was wearing a towel.
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Javier Esposito : George Keller.
Alexis Castle : According to Lindsey's log book, he is the last person billed for Scott's services.
Kevin Ryan : Is he connected to Keller Toys?
Richard Castle : He's the president of the entire Keller empire. Toys, video games, books, educational videos, you name it. It's a multi-billion dollar company.
Alexis Castle : And a brand synonymous with family values. Which is ironic, since he's a renowned playboy, already on wife number three.
Richard Castle : You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Richard Castle : How are things between the boys?
Kate Beckett : Not good, actually. I'm kind of worried about them.
Richard Castle : Oh, they'll work it out. They've been through way too much together to give up on what they have.
Kate Beckett : You're a wise man, Castle. With a big heart. You're rather good-looking, too.
Richard Castle : Might wanna pace yourself on the flattery, you've got a whole dinner to get through.
Kevin Ryan : [loudly, off screen] Come on, Javi, just say it!
Javier Esposito : [off screen] Trust me, you don't want to hear what I really think.
Kevin Ryan : Oh, bring it on!
Javier Esposito : All right. You're a whiny, insecure, jealous little baby who shot me in the ass on purpose!
Kevin Ryan : And you are an arrogant, man-scaped Neanderthal. And it wasn't on purpose. Next time, it's gonna be.
Javier Esposito : That's it, I want a new partner!
Kevin Ryan : Me, too!
Richard Castle : Oh, we can't leave them like this, can we?
Kate Beckett : [sigh] I'll talk to Javi.
Richard Castle : I'll see if I can calm Ryan down. Rain check on dinner?
Kate Beckett : Yeah.
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[Castle and Ryan in Castle's office]
Kevin Ryan : How'd it all go so wrong? I mean, one day we're a team, simpatico, finishing each other's sentences, and then...
Richard Castle : You shot him in the ass.
[cut to Beckett and Esposito in a bar]
Kate Beckett : It was an accident, Jav.
Javier Esposito : Oh, was it? You sure about that?
Kate Beckett : Yeah. And deep down in your heart, you are, too.
Javier Esposito : It doesn't matter. Once the trust is gone, it's really hard to get it back.
Kate Beckett : No, that's not true. A strong relationship can survive anything.
[cut to Castle and Ryan]
Richard Castle : No relationship can survive secrets. Or lies. Now, you need to tell Esposito the truth. That you were hurt and jealous that he passed the test and you didn't.
Kevin Ryan : Forget that. He- he rubbed it in my face, remember? Sergeant Esposito.
Richard Castle : You need to apologize.
[cut to Beckett and Esposito]
Javier Esposito : Hell, no, I am not apologizing to him.
Kate Beckett : Why not?
Javier Esposito : Even before he shot me, he couldn't believe that I passed and he didn't.
Kate Beckett : You have to let it go.
[cut to Castle and Ryan]
Richard Castle : You have to let it go.
Kevin Ryan : I can't.
[cut to Beckett and Esposito]
Javier Esposito : I can't.
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Kevin Ryan : [with the killer cornered] Don't move. I'll shoot your ass.
Javier Esposito : He'll do it, too. Trust me.
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Kevin Ryan : These drawers are all empty. Strange. It's like he only wanted to make it look like he lived here.
Javier Esposito : Maybe this is where he was knocking boots with the married ladies.
Kevin Ryan : [under his breath] Sherlock Homeboy's got a theory.
Javier Esposito : I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Kevin Ryan : I said this place is really airy.
Javier Esposito : That is not what you said.
Richard Castle : Okay, time-out. Guys. In my official capacity as buffer, I'd like to recommend that we try something.
Javier Esposito : No more role-playing.
Richard Castle : No, this is something my second wife, Gina, and I used to do to avoid arguments. Instead of blurting out whatever was on our minds, we would write it down to revisit it later.
Kevin Ryan : So nothing's said in the heat of the moment.
Richard Castle : Exactly. See, we found, with a little perspective, what seemed so important to us at first was often quite trivial. Sort of like our marriage.