- Pepe the King Prawn: No, no, no! I... I sit in this stinky room writing jokes all day long.
- Rizzo the Rat: Yeah.
- Pepe the King Prawn: I'm not having burgers from an island-themed restaurant for lunch again!
- Rizzo the Rat: Yeah.
- The Great Gonzo: Pepe, "island themed" just means there's a pineapple on your burger. You take it off.
- Rizzo the Rat: Yeah, but you can't get rid of the juice.
- The Great Gonzo: You're a rat! I've seen you eat garbage!
- Rizzo the Rat: Not with a pineapple on it!
- The Great Gonzo: Take the shoes off!
- Rizzo the Rat: Gotta get your pants off first!
- The Great Gonzo: No, the shoes go first!
- Kermit the Frog: Hey guys, don't, uh. ditch the suits yet!
- [Suddely stunned by what he's seeing]
- Kermit the Frog: And - and please, could you always wear your pants in the office?
- Rizzo the Rat: Okay, "Mr. Naked".
- The Great Gonzo: We won't let anyone buy our loyalty again.
- Rizzo the Rat: Yeah, Kermit's the best. We'd do anything for the guy.
- Pepe the King Prawn: Si, especially now since he bought us these suits.