Lucas Hedges credited as playing...
Danny O'Neill
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: You know, you can touch my boobs, right?
- Danny O'Neill: I know. It's just that I respect you too much for that.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Cool. Awesome. I totally get that. Thank you.
- Danny O'Neill: You're welcome.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: If you had boobs, I wouldn't touch them either.
- Danny O'Neill: Your mom is crazy. I'm scared of her.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: She's not crazy. She just, you know, she has a big heart. She's very warm.
- Danny O'Neill: I don't find your mother warm.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: You don't?
- Danny O'Neill: No. No, she's warm, yeah, but she's also kind of scary.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Well, you can't be scary and warm.
- Danny O'Neill: I think you can, your mom is.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: You're gay!
- Danny O'Neill: I just remembered I had a dream about you.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Really?
- Danny O'Neill: Yeah.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: What happened?
- Danny O'Neill: We were - we were flying to Disneyland on a giant carrot.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: That's awesome!
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Is that your family?
- Danny O'Neill: Yeah.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Wow, there's so many of you.
- Danny O'Neill: Irish-Catholic. It's hard to find a girl to date that's not my cousin.