Lois Smith credited as playing...
Sister Sarah Joan
- Sister Sarah Joan: You clearly love Sacramento.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I do?
- Sister Sarah Joan: You write about Sacramento so affectionately and with such care.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I was just describing it.
- Sister Sarah Joan: Well, it comes across as love.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Sure, I guess I pay attention.
- Sister Sarah Joan: Don't you think maybe they are the same thing? Love and attention?
- Sister Sarah Joan: Some of the students were disturbed by your posters.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: It's just a bird head in a lady body, or vice versa.
- Sister Sarah Joan: I think it's a little upsetting.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: It's my tradition to run for office. Don't worry, I won't win.
- Sister Sarah Joan: They do a fall musical and a spring play, and from what I hear it's a real blast.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: What I'd really like is to be on Math Olympiad.
- Sister Sarah Joan: But math isn't something you're terribly strong in.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: That we know of yet.
- Sister Sarah Joan: I'm going to write you a citation Miss Walton. No more short skirts.
- [leaves]
- Jenna Walton: Sarah Joan is all up in my jock.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: She's a cunt.
- Julie Steffans: Birdy, you like her.
- Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Yeah but, she's a cunt.
- Sister Sarah Joan: There are the classics: St. Augustine, of course, Aquinas. My favorite, Kierkegaard. Oh, wait until you hear his love story. It will make - you swoon.