- David Rossi: So, Morgan, when are you and Savannah walking down the aisle?
- Derek Morgan: Hey, whoa, whoa. Baby steps. Baby steps.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: When Derek Morgan says "I do", it'll be a national day of mourning for single women everywhere.
- Derek Morgan: Wearing a bride-to-be sash must be like waving a red cape at a bull
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, bulls are colorblind, so it doesn't really matter what color cape a matador waves. It's the cape's movement that elicits an aggressive charge response...
- [everyone gazes at Reid]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: but Morgan's metaphor still applies here
- David Rossi: I married the third ex-Mrs. Rossi at a drive-in wedding chapel in Las Vegas. I had an Elvis impersonator perform the ceremony.
- Dr. Tara Lewis: [snickering] You're kidding.
- Aaron Hotchner: Wait for it.
- David Rossi: I'm playing 21. I've got a streak going, I can't lose even if I try. Krystall's the dealer; one thing leads to another... I should have known it wouldn't last. Krystall spelled her name with a "K" and two "L"s. We sobered up the next morning, the divorce was... was just as quick. I'll never make that mistake again.
- Derek Morgan: What, getting married or having the King of rock and roll as your justice of the peace?
- David Rossi: Both.
- [in an Elvis impression]
- David Rossi: Thank you very much.
- David Rossi: [closing quote] Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote "I hold it true, whatever befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."
- Dr. Tara Lewis: [opening quote] And think not that you can direct the course of love... if it finds you worthy it directs your course - Kahlil Gibran, the Prophet
- Derek Morgan: [Picks up his mobile] Hey, what's up mama? Wild guess: we got a case?
- Penelope Garcia: You're correct! Please pass GO and collect 200 kisses from moi and Hotch wants to see us
- Derek Morgan: For what?
- Penelope Garcia: He didn't say, but I'm having flashbacks to being in highschool, having to go to the principal's office
- Aaron Hotchner: Giuseppe Montolo has refused our latest request to talk to him. He told the warden to tell us he's too busy
- Penelope Garcia: He's a hitman in prison! How busy can he be?
- Dr. Tara Lewis: And think not that you can direct the course of love... if it finds you worthy it directs your course - Kahlil Gibran, the Prophet