- David Rossi: [closing quote] The world Is so unpredictable things happen suddenly, unexpectedly we want to feel we're in control of our own existence. In some ways we're not. We are ruled by the forces of chance and coincidence. - Paul Auster
- David Rossi: He is lying about something; I just can't put my finger on it
- Dr. Tara Lewis: Not much we can do about that, though
- David Rossi: Oh! You'll be surprised
- [and calls Garcia]
- Derek Morgan: Garcia, did he write anything that could make him a potential target?
- Penelope Garcia: Hm-mmm, nothing. Everything is really non-offensive and I have delicate sensibilities
- Derek Morgan: It's part of your charm, mama
- Penelope Garcia: [Melts] Aww!
- David Rossi: You were having an affair, weren't you?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: You'll be surprised what someone with a broken heart will do
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Maybe the events in our lives were set in motion a long time ago. There's an old Buddhist saying that when you meet your soulmate, remember that the act to bring you together was 500 years in the making. So always appreciate and be kind to each other.
- Dr. Tara Lewis: That's lovely.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: There's a corollary for friends. When you meet a true friend, you will be bound together through space and time for 500 years.
- [whispering]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Which means, in the year 2200, I'm gonna get Morgan back for that practical joke he played on me last week.
- Derek Morgan: Bring it, Pretty Boy. I'll be waitin' for you.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I'll be there.
- Derek Morgan: [opening quote] It is in your moment of decision that your destiny is shaped" - Tony Robbins
- Penelope Garcia: Senarak is like the color beige. Not that I don't *like* the color beige, except it's the color I look bad in.
- Theo Koutronis: What do you want?
- Charlie Senerak: Leave my wife alone!
- Theo Koutronis: If you gave her what she needed, maybe she would leave *me* alone.