- Bonnie Swanson: I couldn't stand another moment with Joe. It was a torture just watching him do a crossword puzzle.
- Joe Swanson: Hey Bonnie, what's the five-letter-word for marriage?
- Bonnie Swanson: Fraud.
- Joe Swanson: Uuuuh, it's gotta start with a "U". UNION! Boy, you stink at this.
- Stewie Griffin: [on Skype] Hey Brian, can you bring me up a snack? I'm supposed to be in bed.
- Brian Griffin: Look, the other night was great. But it was a mistake.
- Bonnie Swanson: You're right.
- Stewie Griffin: Oh man, WHAAAAAAAT?
- [Brian shuts down the laptop]
- Principal Shepherd: Good morning, children. It's that time of the year again to fullfill your community service requirements by signing up for volunteer work.
- Meg Griffin: Do we get to choose our own jobs?
- Principal Shepherd: No, nonono. The jobs will be assigned randomly, but the cooler and prettier students have the better jobs. For instance, blond chick on third row will wash my car this afternoon. While *Little Miss Frumpkin* with all the questions will work in an old folks home.
- Meg Griffin: Is Frumpkin good?
- Principal Shepherd: [chuckles] NO, no.
- Brian Griffin: [to Bonnie] Hey, you know what would be great? If you could talk with even a little bit of inflection in your voice so it doesn't sound so much like a fucking power sander?