- Kyle Broflovski: You know superhero movies, right? You remember how they always create the villain? Some random person who, when they were a child, got taken from their parents and locked away? And the kid was just left to sit and plot revenge? What you're doing here is creating a Mexican Joker! And what's a Mexican Joker gonna do? He's gonna grow up and have memories of being wronged by you, and he will grow and wait, and then finally fight back with a passion unlike anything you've ever seen!
- Randy Marsh: [singing] Goin' down to Tegridy Farms, gonna have myself a time / Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation / Goin' down to Tegridy Farms, gonna leave my woes behind / There's ample parking day or night, people spouting "Howdy, neighbor!" I'm headin' on up to Tegridy Farms, gonna see if I can't unwind...
- Towelie: I got... some weed and I don't know what's goin' on...
- Randy Marsh: Come on down to Tegridy Farms and meet some friends of mine!
- Towelie: Weed isn't supposed to be some money-grubbin' business model! It's a gift from God! And not something to exploited by some stupid towel!
- Jeff Corrigan: [sets the kids free] Mexican Joker, I just want you to remember that I helped you. Jeff Corrigan. Remember, Jeff was your buddy. Now, come on! Let's go, Mexican Joker!
- Kyle Broflovski: Goddamnit, nobody here is Mexican Joker! That's not what I meant! The future is not set! We make decisions now that affect our future!
- Jeff Corrigan: Nobody here is Mexican Joker?
- Kyle Broflovski: NO!
- Jeff Corrigan: Oh, then I'm in the wrong flashback.
- [runs off]