- Glenn Quagmire: Wow, this is even more pussy than I can handle!
- Cleveland Brown: [thinking] Is he gonna say "giggity"? Should *I* say "giggity"? Are other people allowed to say "giggity"?
- [talking]
- Cleveland Brown: Giggity.
- Peter Griffin: What?
- Cleveland Brown: Nothing, it's stupid.
- Joe Swanson: [Holing up a dickie shirt] Your dad doesn't wear this dickie anymore? That's crazy. Why would anyone get rid of a perfectly good dickie?
- Glenn Quagmire: I see what you're doing and cut it out.
- Peter Griffin: Now I know how that German movie producer felt.
- German Movie Producer in 1946: Heinrich, now that World War II is over we can finally get back to making comedies. Get me these comedy writers!
- German PA in 1946: Umm, I don't think any of these guys are available.
- German Movie Producer in 1946: What? This is an outrage. Get me my agent!
- German PA in 1946: He... he's probably not going to answer either.
- German Movie Producer in 1946: Well this is crazy! What happened?... OHHHH, I know what happened.