- Regina H. Whetherspoon: What's that bag?
- Hunter Durbin: Oh, it's my work bag, I'm a trainer.
- Regina H. Whetherspoon: I thought you were an actor?
- Hunter Durbin: I am.
- Other: Don't these Hollywood people know how good you are? You should just write them a letter. Let them know how hard you've worked.
- Hunter Durbin: Write who a letter?
- Other: You know, the people who control the shows. The camera people.
- Hunter Durbin: Mom. I love you. I gotta go.
- Lisa (Waitress): I'm not Acting.
- Lisa (Waitress): Im pretending to be a waitress at a Hollywood diner.
- Lisa (Waitress): Best performance of my life.
- Tom Steele: You just found a suit case filled with Cash!
- Tom Steele: You don't have to go anywhere at 6am ever again if you don't want to...