Mighty Med (TV Series)
Lab Rats vs. Mighty Med: Part 2 (2015)
Bradley Steven Perry: Kaz
Quotes
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Kaz : Okay, new plan: Adam's on YOUR team.
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Leo Dooley : So aren't you gonna do something to help Chase?
Kaz : Yeah, um, I just have to give him a urine test.
Kaz : [to Chase] Chase... you're in what hospital right now?
[Chase continues to lie unconscious and dying]
Kaz : [to Leo] He's failed his urine test.
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Leo Dooley : You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
Kaz : Before I answer that question, uh, do you have any bionic ability to tell when someone's lying?
Leo Dooley : No.
Kaz : Then I know exactly what I'm doing.
Leo Dooley : You're lying!
Kaz : So you DO have a bionic lie-detecting ability!
Leo Dooley : No! I'm just not stupid!
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Kaz : It's a brain-switching machine. We also use it to slice deli meat.
Leo Dooley : You're gonna transfer Chase's brain into yours, cure Chase, then make a sandwich? 'Cause I'm starving.
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[Kaz tries transferring Chase's "smarty bits" to himself]
Leo Dooley : Did it work?
Kaz : The only way to know conclusively would have been if we'd measured my baseline intelligence level BEFORE the transfer; but, based on my use of the phrase "baseline intelligence level," yeah, I'd say it worked.
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Leo Dooley : So now you can cure Chase?
Kaz : Yes; BUT, more importantly...
[lifts up a meat platter]
Kaz : ...turkey or roast beef?
Leo Dooley : [appalled] Dude! Obviously roast beef!
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Leo Dooley : Have you figured out the problem?
Kaz : Yes. This sandwich needs more mayonnaise.
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Kaz : I have a plan! Chase, jump off the tower.
Chase Davenport : Do you maybe have a different plan?
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Kaz : Did you ever doubt me?
Leo Dooley : Yeah, ever since the urine test.
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Kaz : Check it out. I'm a dairy cow.