- Jeannie Gaffigan: Oh, that reminds me: one of us has to bring Elizabeth to a birthday party.
- Jim Gaffigan: Oh, cool, when are you going?
- Jeannie Gaffigan: It's tomorrow morning in Central Park at eight a.m.
- Jim Gaffigan: A Saturday morning birthday part at eight a.m.? Who's throwing it, Al Queda?