A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series 2017–2019) Poster

Neil Patrick Harris: Count Olaf

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Quotes 

  • Violet Baudelaire : Why do you hate us so much?

    Count Olaf : Because it's fun!

  • Count Olaf : In all honesty I prefer long-form television to the movies. It's so much more convenient

    [looks at camera] 

    Count Olaf : to consume entertainment from the comfort of your own home.

  • Count Olaf : [produces an hourglass]  When the sand runs out, the Baudelaire fortune will be mine!

    [the sand runs out] 

    Count Olaf : ...I bought it online. You need to turn it over a few times.

  • [the Bad Beginning] 

    Count Olaf : Three children lose their home and go to live with someone awful / He tries to steal their fortune with a plot that's not quite lawful / It's hard to fathom how the orphans managed to live through it / But how a decent person, like yourself, would even want to view it...

  • [the Wide Window] 

    Count Olaf : The Baudelaires' new guardian is wracked by fear and panic / They end up on a boat that might as well be the Titanic / We polled a bunch of adults, 99% agree / There must be something happier on screen for you to see...

  • [theme song] 

    Count Olaf : Look away, look away! / Look away, look away! / This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day! / Every single episode is nothing but dismay! / So look away! Look away, look away!

    [different verse that varies with each adventure] 

    Count Olaf : Just look away! Look away! / There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way / Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say: "Look away!" / Look away, look away! / Look away, look away! / Look away, look away! / Look away, look away! / Look away, look away! / Look away, look away! / Look away, look away! / Look away, look away!

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