God's Not Dead 2 (2016)
Andres Saenz Hudson: Bailiff
Quotes
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Reverend Jude : Hey, what are you doing?
Rev. Dave : I'm just, you know, reading the paper while my laptop goes through my online jury orientation.
Reverend Jude : Well, shouldn't you be paying attention?
Bailiff : [Dave unmutes the audio] Please remember, consumption of alcoholic beverages, nonprescription drugs, and weapons are prohibited in the courtroom.
Reverend Jude : [Dave re-mutes it] Still, isn't it your civic duty?
Rev. Dave : Theoretically, yeah, but Matthew 22:14.
Reverend Jude : Oh, "Many are called, few are chosen."
Rev. Dave : Exactly. 300 people show up, they sit around for eight hours, and at the end of the day, they all go home, having not been selected. Statistically, I have a better chance of being hit by lightning.
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Bailiff : All rise.
Judge Stennis : [sitting down at the bench] You may be seated.
[Pastor Dave remains standing]
Judge Stennis : Juror number 12, is there something you'd like to say?
Rev. Dave : I'm sorry, Your Honor, I gotta...
Judge Stennis : [Dave collapses] Bailiff, call paramedics.
Pete Kane : [to his second chair] Well, I guess that proves there is no God, 'cause they just lost the only juror they could count on.