The Muppets. (TV Series)
Pig Girls Don't Cry (2015)
Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Beaker, Statler, Lips
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Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : My life is a bacon-wrapped hell on earth!
Sam the Eagle : Can't say "hell".
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Fozzie Bear : [opening "Up Late With Miss Piggy"] I'm Fozzie Bear, and it's my job to warm up the audience with jokes. Ahh!
[sways hips]
Statler : [sitting in the front row] Oh god, we're gonna die of hypothermia.
Waldorf : I hope it comes quick.
[both laugh]
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Fozzie Bear : [as Kermit goes over last night's show with the other Muppets] I've got a question: I'm meeting my girlfriend's parents after work tonight. Should I bring a bottle of champagne?
Kermit the Frog : What does that have to do with the show?
Fozzie Bear : You're right. Here's a show-related question: there's a bottle of champagne in our kitchen. Is that anybody's?
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Kermit the Frog : What can I say? I'm attracted to pigs.