The Muppets. (TV Series)
Pig Girls Don't Cry (2015)
Dave Goelz: Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf, Zoot, Chip
Quotes
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[Kermit has asked the other Muppets to be available for one-on-one interviews with the documentary crews]
The Great Gonzo : [to the camera] One-on-one interviews? What an overused device. You tell the camera how you really feel, and then they cut back to you saying something completely different. I hate these interviews.
[cut back to Kermit's meeting]
The Great Gonzo : I love those interviews! Great device!
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Fozzie Bear : [opening "Up Late With Miss Piggy"] I'm Fozzie Bear, and it's my job to warm up the audience with jokes. Ahh!
[sways hips]
Statler : [sitting in the front row] Oh god, we're gonna die of hypothermia.
Waldorf : I hope it comes quick.
[both laugh]