- Ichabod Crane: [passing through a frat party] Why is emulating a Roman senate gone amok considered celebratory?
- Ichabod Crane: Now, Franklin's treatise was not, in fact, the definitive history of the Eye of Providence. That was written by... fellow Mason Paul Revere.
- Joe Corbin: Okay, I'm still not used to the way you name-drop.
- Abbie Mills: How do you like our odds, Crane? Be honest.
- Ichabod Crane: Three mortals facing a woman of legend and an ancient deity. Obviously, we don't stand a chance.
- Abbie Mills: [sarcastic] I did say "Be honest".