The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

Ghosts Can't Do It (2015)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Cinema Snob : We'll get to the badness of this movie in a bit, but first things first, the title confuses the shit out of me. This is a 1989 movie called "Ghosts Can't Do It" when two years prior in 1987, it was already proven that "Ghosts *Can* Do It" and I take that one more seriously. The "Can" is in all capital letters. Now how am I supposed to know whether ghosts can fornicate or not? Well, whether they can or can't, a ghost could sure as shit make a movie better than "Ghosts Can't Do It". A romance so bad, it makes "Moment by Moment" look like every other romance ever because they are all better than "Ghosts Can't Do It".

• Cinema Snob : Fuck this movie, fuck these jokes, and fuck these scene transitions!

• Scott : [to Katie]  Now shoulders back! Straight back! Stand taaaaaall! Titties out!

  Cinema Snob : Please, be respectful. It's *chesticles* out.

• Cinema Snob : [after the movie ends]  Wow! Wow! Wow, wow, wibble, wobble, wazzie, woodle, what the fuck?