- Grant Mitchell: [about Phil] I'm done wiping up after him. He's old enough and ugly enough to look after himself.
- Peggy Mitchell: You bitch
- Pat Evans: You cow.
- Peggy Mitchell: My friend, oh my dear friend. You won't ever leave me, will you?
- Pat Evans: No, sweetheart. Not for one single second.
- Peggy Mitchell: Thank you.