- [Kagura has become a muscular scarred man]
- Kagura Dun: When I woke up, there was something weird hanging betweeen my legs. But don't worry, I got rid of it.
- Ginko Sakata: [horrified] What the hell have you done?
- [Kondo has become a beautiful big-breasted woman]
- Tae Shimura: How could a gorlla become a Takarazuka Revue member? And how could he get these huge knockers?
- [crushes Kondo's breast]
- Goriko Kondo: OW! You're gonna rip my boob off!... Forgive me, Otae-san. I didn't want you to see me like this, but when I saw you in trouble I just couldn't leave you. The thing is... frankly, I'm now more beautiful than you...
- [Tae knocks him out]
- [Okita has become a beautiful medium-breasted woman]
- Tae Shimura: Hey, what is it with all of you? Are messing with me? ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME?
- [crushes Okita's breast]
- Soko Okita: [in agony] Hijikata-san there's an enemy here, AN ENEMY!
- Tae Shimura: Well, your breasts are my enemies!
- [Hijikata has become a fat ugly woman]
- Tenko Hijikata: I'd happily give away these annoying lumps if I could.
- Tae Shimura: [moved to tears] Thank you.
- Tenko Hijikata: [enraged] What is "Thank you" supposed to mean?