Aisha Tyler credited as playing...
Self - Hostess
- Wayne Brady: [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion is "If cops spoke like Dr. Seuss"] You are arrested because... I chased you on a train, and I chased you on a plane. I chased you all the way from here to Bahrain. I chased you on... the...
- [smiles while Colin and Ryan crack up off-stage]
- Wayne Brady: top of the ceiling of the building. I topped you with my... cre- what the hell am I saying?
- [to Aisha]
- Wayne Brady: Why didn't you stop me? You've got it in for me!
- [Aisha waves for him to leave the stage]
- Wayne Brady: No, I'm not movin'! I'm not movin'! You will not, no!
- Ryan Stiles: You can do it!
- Wayne Brady: [Aisha comes on stage] No, I will not move.
- [Aisha edges closer; Wayne ducks out of the way and runs to her desk, miming taking off a wig and talking like a man]
- Wayne Brady: Hey, look at me, I'm Aisha!
- [buzzes]
- Aisha Tyler: Hey everybody, I'm Wayne Brady! Ooh, my pants is so tight, I don't know where my dick went!
- Wayne Brady: Go back to your seat!
- [Aisha laughs and goes back to her desk]
- Ryan Stiles: What is happening in this show?