The Death of Stalin (2017)
Jason Isaacs: Field Marshal Zhukov
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Quotes
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Nikita Khrushchev : I really need your help.
Georgy Zhukov : To do what? There's bodies fucking piling up in the street, it's a bit late, isn't it?
Nikita Khrushchev : What if we blame this on someone...
Georgy Zhukov : Wait...
Nikita Khrushchev : Who's out of control?
Georgy Zhukov : Nicky, be very careful what you say next. Who?
Nikita Khrushchev : Beria.
Georgy Zhukov : I'm going to have to report this conversation. Threatening to do harm or obstruct any member of the Presidium in the process of...
[grins]
Georgy Zhukov : Look at your fucking face!
[bursts out laughing]
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Georgy Zhukov : Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?
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Nikita Khrushchev : Be serious. Are you in?
Georgy Zhukov : I'm in, I'm in. That fucker thinks he can take on the Red Army? I fucked Germany, I think I can take a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat.
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Georgy Zhukov : Jesus Christ, did Coco Chanel take a shit on your head?
Georgy Malenkov : No, he did not.
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Georgy Zhukov : Tell me something. Why has the army been replaced by the NKVD all over Moscow? I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fucking furious.
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Georgy Zhukov : A modern soldier's greatest fear, it's not death, it's not starvation, it's chafing!
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Georgy Zhukov : [opens his overcoat to reveal two AK-47s strapped to his hips] All right, boys, meet your dates for tonight.
Brezhnev : [points to one of the rifles] I'll take the tall blonde.
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[Zhukov punches Beria]
Georgy Zhukov : Want a job done properly, you call the army. Take his belt off. It's hard to run away with your pants falling down.
Nikita Khrushchev : [to Malenkov] If you want to talk to General Zhukov, now's your opportunity.
Georgy Zhukov : Spit it out, Georgy. Staging a coup here.
Georgy Malenkov : ...He's got a knife by his ankle.
Lavrenti Beria : You're a disgrace!
Lazar Kaganovich : Give his head a good kicking. Make you feel better.
Vyacheslav Molotov : All in good time.
Lavrenti Beria : Oh, I'm gonna enjoy peeling the skin from your self-satisfied face.
Georgy Zhukov : [holds up the little knife and scoffs] Not with that, you won't.
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Svetlana Stalin : [about Vasily's beating] Who did this?
Georgy Zhukov : I did, and I enjoyed it. Been a long time coming.
Svetlana Stalin : [points to Khruschev and the others] If any of you should... do anything...
Georgy Zhukov : That's me told. I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet. You girls enjoy yourselves.
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Georgy Zhukov : Everybody happy? Proper dead? Fuck off back to Georgia, dead boy!
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Georgy Zhukov : [about Beria's fleeing staffers] Go and kill them, will you?
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Georgy Zhukov : Now, it's got to be tomorrow.
Nikita Khrushchev : Tomorrow?
Georgy Zhukov : Sorry, you busy washing your hair or what?
Nikita Khrushchev : Tomorrow's the funeral.
Georgy Zhukov : Yeah, the day that the entire fucking Army's in town with their guns.
Nikita Khrushchev : That's perfect!
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Georgy Zhukov : You've balls like Kremlin domes!
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Georgy Zhukov : [storms into the Presidium conference room with an AK-47] Hands up or I'll shoot you in the fucking face.
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Georgy Zhukov : [after being given the signal for the Army to start the coup against Beria] Good luck ladies!
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Georgy Zhukov : Aslanov, you handsome devil! Stick you in a frock, I'd fucking ride you raw myself.
NKVD Officer Aslanov : I will take that as a compliment.
Georgy Zhukov : Yeah, don't.
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Georgy Zhukov : [Dismissively, after Beria is shot] Well... that's got it done.
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[Vasily is drunk at a reception for Chinese dignitaries; Zhukov storms in]
Vasily Stalin : Medic!
[Zhukov slugs him in the stomach and throws him to the floor]
Georgy Zhukov : Not today! You're a fucking stain on that uniform!
[kicks him]
Georgy Zhukov : Now fucking behave!