- Benjamin: Nobody's at a 100. I mean, I'm in a great marriage and sometimes we're at 90, other times we're at like 20 or 30. It goes up and down, it's not just like one number all the time.
- Benjamin: Long term relationships are tough. You can't just expect a big, roaring fire right away, right? You know, you can't put the big logs in first. You start with the small stuff. Kindling, all right? Then you add that, *then* you put in the big logs and *then* you have a roaring fire. And that's a good relationship. But be careful, sometimes kindling is hard to find, you know? Good wood. So, don't take it for granted.
- Rachel: I always play it safe, and I can't do it anymore. The time in our life to do crazy shit is winding down, and I don't want to wake up one day and see that the window is already closed.
- Art: I love seeing ethnically mixed couples. You two are beautiful together.
- Rachel: Oh, thanks.
- Art: Had you ever dated an ethnic man before this, Rachel?
- Rachel: Oh. No. I was very nervous. I had been dating a lot of whites. Just so many whites. Then one day, I woke up and just thought, "Rachel, you have to go out there and try yourself an ethnic," and here we are. It's going great.
- Minister: [imagining their own vows] Do you, Dev, take Rachel to be your partner in a possibly outdated institution in order to have a "normal" life? Are you ready to give up an idealistic search for a soul mate and try to make it work with Rachel so you can move forward with your life?
- Dev: I do.
- Minister: And do you, Rachel, promise to make a crazy eternal bond with this gentleman who you happen to be dating at this stage in your life when people normally get married?
- Rachel: I do.
- Minister: I now pronounce you two people who might realize they've made an unfortunate mistake in about three years.
- [last lines]
- Airplane Passenger: Have you ever been before?
- Dev: Nope, first time.
- Airplane Passenger: So what takes you to Italy?
- Dev: Pasta. I really like eating it, and I enjoy making it, so a few days ago I just decided to pack up all my stuff and move to Italy and go to pasta-making school.
- Airplane Passenger: Wow, how long you going for?
- Dev: I don't know.
- Airplane Passenger: Big move. You just decided just like that?
- Dev: Just like that.
- [upbeat rock music]
- Benjamin: Long-term relationships are tough. You can't just expect a big roaring fire right away, right, you know? You can't put the big logs in first. You got to start with the small stuff, the kindling, right? And you add that, then you put in the big logs, and then you have a roaring fire, and that's a good relationship, right? But be careful. Sometimes kindling wood is hard to find, you know, good wood. So, don't take it for granted.
- [first lines]
- Dev: I feel like there should be an app that analyzes your tum and tells you what you want to eat.
- Arnold: Yeah, but
- [sighs]
- Arnold: if the app could do that, you're basically saying it could read your mind.
- Dev: Yeah, I guess.
- Arnold: But, dude, you think that's a good idea? I mean, what if it gets in the wrong hands? It could do some malicious shit. Thinking about the military, some corporate espionage. Do you really want to risk all that?
- Dev: Yeah. Think about all the pain and suffering it could end. Like right now. I want something to eat, but I don't know what.
- Arnold: Dude, I'm hungry too. Let's eat. I'm good with whatever.
- Dev: Why do people always say that? That's no help at all. "I'm good with whatever" basically means "I'm bad at helping decide things."
- Arnold: Well, I'm trying this new thing where I live my life like water. You see, what ships pass through and what those vessels carry, I do not know.
- Dev: What about tacos?
- Arnold: Sure.
- Dev: Which place should we go to?
- Arnold: Literally any taco place.
- Dev: Come on. There's so many taco places. We got to make sure we go to the best one. I'll do some research.
- Arnold: Great. I'll sit here and do nothing.
- Denise: Man, this is a lot of pomp and circumstance for an empty special effects movie with cardboard characters and no plot.