Master of None (TV Series)

Finale (2015)

Aziz Ansari: Dev

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• Minister : [imagining their own vows]  Do you, Dev, take Rachel to be your partner in a possibly outdated institution in order to have a "normal" life? Are you ready to give up an idealistic search for a soul mate and try to make it work with Rachel so you can move forward with your life?

  Dev : I do.

  Minister : And do you, Rachel, promise to make a crazy eternal bond with this gentleman who you happen to be dating at this stage in your life when people normally get married?

  Rachel : I do.

  Minister : I now pronounce you two people who might realize they've made an unfortunate mistake in about three years.

• [last lines] 

  Airplane Passenger : Have you ever been before?

  Dev : Nope, first time.

  Airplane Passenger : So what takes you to Italy?

  Dev : Pasta. I really like eating it, and I enjoy making it, so a few days ago I just decided to pack up all my stuff and move to Italy and go to pasta-making school.

  Airplane Passenger : Wow, how long you going for?

  Dev : I don't know.

  Airplane Passenger : Big move. You just decided just like that?

  Dev : Just like that.

  [upbeat rock music] 

• [first lines] 

  Dev : I feel like there should be an app that analyzes your tum and tells you what you want to eat.

  Arnold : Yeah, but

  [sighs] 

  Arnold : if the app could do that, you're basically saying it could read your mind.

  Dev : Yeah, I guess.

  Arnold : But, dude, you think that's a good idea? I mean, what if it gets in the wrong hands? It could do some malicious shit. Thinking about the military, some corporate espionage. Do you really want to risk all that?

  Dev : Yeah. Think about all the pain and suffering it could end. Like right now. I want something to eat, but I don't know what.

  Arnold : Dude, I'm hungry too. Let's eat. I'm good with whatever.

  Dev : Why do people always say that? That's no help at all. "I'm good with whatever" basically means "I'm bad at helping decide things."

  Arnold : Well, I'm trying this new thing where I live my life like water. You see, what ships pass through and what those vessels carry, I do not know.

  Dev : What about tacos?

  Arnold : Sure.

  Dev : Which place should we go to?

  Arnold : Literally any taco place.

  Dev : Come on. There's so many taco places. We got to make sure we go to the best one. I'll do some research.

  Arnold : Great. I'll sit here and do nothing.