Master of None (TV Series)

Ladies and Gentlemen (2015)

Lena Waithe: Denise

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• Dev : Denise, you ever been followed?

  Denise : Hell yeah! One time I went to the movies by myself, right? Theater full of empty seats. This dude comes to sit down right next to me being a creeper the whole time. Then after the movie, he followed my ass home. I had to pretend my cell phone was a taser just to scare him away.

  Dev : Damn. What movie was it?

  Denise : Failure to Launch.

  Dev : The Matthew McConaughey romcom? Why'd you see that?

  Denise : Okay, after that story you're criticizing me for my movie choice?

  Dev : Kinda. You saw it *in* the theaters? What, you see the trailer and thought it looked interesting?

  Denise : Okay, first off, Sarah Jessica Parker is bae, and you know I got diverse cultural tastes!

  Dev : Uh, interesting you go see Failure to Launch but when I invited you to see You, Me and Dupree you said nah.

  Denise : Uh, 'cause my girl Sarah Jessica Parker isn't in that one.

  Dev : True. She did kill it in Ghost of Girlfriends Past.

  Denise : That's Jennifer Garner!

  Dev : She killed it, too.