Master of None (TV Series)

Ladies and Gentlemen (2015)

Eric Wareheim: Arnold

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Dev : [waiting for bartender]  Are we ever gonna get to order a drink? This clown's been muddling cucumbers for 20 minutes.

  Arnold : Bro, here's the move. You make eye contact, then you flash the cash. Check this out.

  [wildly waving some bills] 

  Arnold : Hmm?

  Dev : Hey, it's working. He's looking over here.

  Arnold : Yeah, yeah. Huh?

  [but bartender moves toward girl instead] 

  Arnold : Aw, man. Game over. Look at that.

  Dev : Big surprise. So he's gonna serve the hot girl instead of tending to the lovely, large Caucasian man and his charming Indian friend.

  Arnold : If that bozo thinks he's getting a tip after this bullshit... he's right. I'm actually too afraid of the awkwardness of not tipping.

  Dev : You could always give him a dollar and then give him a mean mug afterwards. Just like...

  [grunts] 

  Arnold : Throws a dollar.

  [grunts] 

  Dev : That's good. Real mean.

  Arnold : Thank you.