Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

Elton John: Elton John

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Quotes 

• Elton John : Now, go off and save the world.

  Harry Hart : If I save the world, can I have two tickets to your next concert?

  Elton John : Darling, if you save the world, you can have a backstage pass.

• First Burly Guard : Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack.

  Elton John : Is it a rescue attempt?

  First Burly Guard : Might be.

  Elton John : [whispering]  Yes!

  [Elton starts playing his piano] 

  Elton John : [singing]  Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!

  First Burly Guard : Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?

  Elton John : What day is it today?

  First Burly Guard : Wednesday?

  Elton John : Exactly!

  [Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano] 

• [Poppy cures Elton from her toxin with an antidote: Elton gains mobility again] 

  Elton John : What have you done to me, you fucking bitch?

• [Charlie enters Poppy's Theater, wearing landmine equipment] 

  Poppy : You're late. Why are you still wearing that?

  Charlie : Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.

  Poppy : Scaredy-cat. Shut up and sit down. Let's go!

  [Poppy turns on the stage lights, revealing Elton John] 

  Charlie : 'Crocodile Rock', please.

  Elton John : Fuck you!

  [Poppy zaps Elton with the collar around his neck] 

  Poppy : Hey, hey, Elton. Language. Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin.

  [Elton sighs and plays the piano] 

  Charlie : I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.

  Poppy : I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.

  Charlie : Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?

  Poppy : Lights.

  [Elton stops playing the piano as the theater lights turn on] 

  Poppy : Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again?

  [Elton shakes his head as Poppy approaches the stage] 

  Poppy : You're lying. Look at your hands.

  [Elton notices the blue rash on his hands] 

  Elton John : What is it?

  Poppy : It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you parties with.

  Elton John : [sighs]  It was Angel.

  Poppy : Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.

• Poppy : Mr. President, my name is Poppy Adams. I believe the UN has no teeth. So I've selected you, as leader of the free world, to receive this communication. And I invite you to begin negotiations on the largest scale hostage situation in history. A few weeks ago, an engineered virus was released, contained in all varieties of my product. Cannabis, cocaine, heroin, opium, ecstasy, and crystal meth. Some of you are already infected. And this is what you can expect in the coming days.

  [pause] 

  Poppy : After a brief incubation period, victims present with stage one symptoms.

  [snaps finger as the window behind her reveals an infected Poppy subordinate] 

  Poppy : A blue rash. Next, second stage symptoms appear.

  [Poppy walks to the next window and snaps her fingers, revealing another infected Poppy subordinate moving his head and arms] 

  Poppy : Mania, as the virus enters the brain.

  [whispering] 

  Poppy : Very distressing to the victim and those around them. Stage three.

  [Poppy walks to the third window and snaps her fingers, revealing a paralyzed Poppy subordinate] 

  Poppy : Paralysis. Muscles enter a state of catastrophic seizure. And once the muscles of the thorac become affected, breathing becomes impossible, leading to a very nasty death within 12 hours.

  [subordinate stops breathing before his eyes and nose bleed out] 

  Poppy : But, I have good news to the millions already affected. It doesn't have to be this way. I have an antidote.

  [Poppy snaps her fingers on the fourth window, revealing a paralyzed Elton John. A doctor administers the antidote on him, bringing him back to life] 

  Elton John : What have you done to me, you fucking bitch?

  Poppy : One hundred percent effective and ready to ship out worldwide at a moment's notice.

  Elton John : [yelling at doctor]  Get out of my room! Get out!

  Poppy : You have my word. I will do this if the following conditions are met.

  Elton John : Get out of my fucking room!

  Poppy : First, you agree to end the war on drugs, once and for all. All classes of substance are legalized, paving the way to a new marketplace in which sales are regulated and taxed, as per alcohol. And second, my colleagues and I receive full legal immunity. Meet my terms and I look forward to helping you keep our beloved country great, boosting our ailing economy, and easing spending on law enforcement. Or continue this blinkered, outmoded, and, frankly, disastrous exercise in prohibition, and live with blood on your hands. Save lives. Legalize.

• [Harry hits Poppy's robot attack dog Jet with a bowling ball while Elton is in the way, preventing it from attacking, as it is programmed not to harm Elton] 

  Elton John : Fuck you, Poppy! Fuck you, Poppy!

  Poppy : [watching from her iPad]  Fuck you, Elton!

  [reprogramming Jet] 

  Poppy : Kill... Elton John.