- [Emma and Xander meet and are instantly smitten with each other. To flirt, Emma lets her hair down and an imaginary wind blows it like a supermodel]
- Lou: [completely serious] Where the heck did that wind come from?
- [Hazel knocks Emma into a mud puddle to humiliate her in front of Xander]
- Lou: A pretty girl covered in mud, and... you thought he wasn't going to like that? What's next? You hand her a tray of hot wings and have her turn on football?