The Mysteries of Laura (TV Series)
The Mystery of the Crooked Clubber (2015)
Laz Alonso: Billy Soto
Quotes
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Laura Diamond : [Uses black light on shoes] Wow
Billy Soto : I don't think I wanna know what that is!
Laura Diamond : Uh, never fails. Break out the black light and your mind goes straight in the gutter
Billy Soto : So it's not...?
Laura Diamond : No! Look at all the different colors. It's fluorescent body paint. It rubs right off the skin but it is a nightmare to get out children's clothing
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Max Carnegie : I found pics of her with Zach on RKOI
Billy Soto : RKO what?
Max Carnegie : Rich Kids Of Instagram! Where my people show off their wealth in ridiculous ways. Entitlement porn. Look at all these welfies
Billy Soto : Okay, I'm afraid to ask, but welfies?
Max Carnegie : Selfies that showcase ridiculous levels of wealth!
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Billy Soto : NYPD! Hands where I can see 'em! Get out of the car! Out the car!
Frankie Muniz : Relax, relax
Meredith Bose : Frankie?
Billy Soto : Frankie? Where's she at?
[shouts]
Billy Soto : Wisconsin!
Meredith Bose : No, no, no, Frankie Muniz
Billy Soto : Who?
Meredith Bose : Malcolm in the Middle?
Frankie Muniz : Agent Cody Banks?
Meredith Bose : [to Billy] You are hopeless!
[to Frankie, giggles]
Meredith Bose : Hi, your face was on my wall for all of middle school
Frankie Muniz : Thank you, that's sweet!