- Meredith Bose: I'll have the techs search for AFID
- Laura Diamond: Eh, regular people speak?
- Reynaldo West: Anti-felon ID taser dischange
- Laura Diamond: Oh, the confetti stuff
- Reynaldo West: That's another name for it
- Meredith Bose: Shall we get lunch and head in?
- Laura Diamond: Not hungry
- Meredith Bose: Not hungry? Has the real Laura Diamond been body snatched?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: [In a hallway] Alexis Holden, 5C
- Meredith Bose: [Hears woman moaning in apartment] Do you hear that?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Protocol! Knock first
- Meredith Bose: Knock yourself out
- Coach Al Stinz: Where are you taking my player?
- Meredith Bose: Your player is a fleeing suspect
- Coach Al Stinz: Suspected of what?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: [At the same time as Meredith] Homicide
- Meredith Bose: [At the same time as Frankie] That's a police matter
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Whoopsie
- Meredith Bose: Big shot like you, you've got all sorts of people to do your dirty work
- Phil Hooks: You got a lot of nerve, sweetheart
- Meredith Bose: Don't call me sweetheart, I'm not sweet!
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: [mumbles] She's really not
- Sales Lady: What can I get you, dear?
- Laura Diamond: Oh, something special, like an enchanted thong. Seems like I've lost my boyfriends attention
- Sales Lady: Challenge accepted. Your boyfriend won't know what hit him
- Laura Diamond: You got to really get in there
- Francesca 'Frankie' Pulaski: Yeah, I am really in there. Oh, gosh! That is hot!
- Laura Diamond: Well, that's why they call it hotdog