Christopher Robin (2018)

Brad Garrett: Eeyore

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Quotes 

• Evelyn Robin : Is that donkey talking?

  Christopher Robin : Yes, well, it's Eeyore. Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.

  Eeyore : Hello, Evelyn My Wife.

• Winnie The Pooh : It's called "Say What You See". You, first, Piglet.

  Piglet : Panic. Worry. Catastrophe.

  Tigger : Speed! Danger! Recklessness!

  Eeyore : Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.

  Winnie The Pooh : Well that's one way to play it.

• Eeyore : If anyone wants to clap, now is the time to do it.

  [Piglet claps] 

• Eeyore : [floating under a bridge with Christopher watching him and smiling knowingly]  Just my luck. A Heffalump, leering at his lunch.

  Christopher Robin : [stops smiling and watches in horror as Eeyore flows farther down the river toward a small waterfall]  Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump!

  Eeyore : Doesn't matter, anyway. Headed for the waterfall; I'll be gone soon.

  Christopher Robin : Oh no, not the waterfall!

  [rushing off the bridge, then along the riverbank to the waterfall, then hurriedly motioning for Eeyore to swim] 

  Christopher Robin : Swim!

  Eeyore : Not that anyone will notice.

  Christopher Robin : [continuing to motion to Eeyore]  Swim, swim, swim!

  Eeyore : [crashing into a rock in the river, but keeps floating]  Just have to go with the - ow - flow.

  Christopher Robin : Don't worry.

  [continues rushing toward the waterfall as Eeyore approaches it] 

  Eeyore : I'm not. Can't change the inevitable.

  Christopher Robin : [dropping his briefcase and taking his jacket off]  You mustn't give up, Eeyore; I'll save you!

  Eeyore : We'll see.

  Christopher Robin : [holds his nose and jumps into the river as if to really swim underwater, then looks around and realizes he's in almost knee-deep water]  Oh. Yes, of course I've grown up, haven't I?

  [looks up with laughter, then rushes to scoop up Eeyore] 

  Christopher Robin : Oh, Eeyore!

  Eeyore : [as Christopher wades back to the riverbank with him]  Laughing at my misfortune, just like a Heffalump.

  Christopher Robin : [as he plops Eeyore down]  Hello, Eeyore!

  Eeyore : Hello, Heffalump.

  Christopher Robin : I'm not a Heffalump, I'm Christopher Robin. Do you remember I used to try to cheer you up?

  Eeyore : I don't remember being cheery.

• Tigger : I'm Tigger! T-I-Double Guh-Er!

  Madeline Robin : What's a Tigger?

  Tigger : Oh, I'm glad you asked! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

  Eeyore : Please, not the song...

  Tigger : [sings]  The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! / Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun! / But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I'm the only one!

  Eeyore : He does that a *lot*.

• Eeyore : [with head stuck in watering can]  Just an average Windsday morning.

• [Eeyore and Tigger suddenly fall onto Christopher and Evelyn's car windscreen; Evelyn is momentarily stunned] 

  Christopher Robin : Tigger! Eeyore!

  Piglet : [screams and also plummets onto the windscreen] 

  Christopher Robin : Piglet!

  Tigger : [muffled]  That worked! I don't know how I do it!

  Piglet : [to Evelyn]  You must be Christopher Robin's wife! How do you do?

  Eeyore : [muffled]  My bum hurts.

• Christopher Robin : Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.

  Eeyore : Hello, Evelyn my wife.

  Evelyn Robin : Hello, talking donkey, how are you doing today?

  Eeyore : Don't get me started.

• Eeyore : [about a cake]  I call the cherry.

• Christopher Robin : [from trailer]  Hello, Eeyore!

  Eeyore : Christopher Robin, it's you, playing again!

• Tigger : I'm Tigger. T-I-Double-GUH-Er.

  Madeline Robin : What's a Tigger?

  Tigger : I'm glad you asked! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

  Eeyore : Please... not the song...

• Eeyore : Don't push me, I've only got one speed.

• Eeyore : I wanna go home!

• Eeyore : [about Tigger's song]  He does that a lot.