- Dr. Loretta Wade: [Speculating about the latest victim's cause of death] No way to tell for sure until I get...
- Dwayne Pride: Get him on the table?
- Dr. Loretta Wade: Yeah.
- Dwayne Pride: Gonna get you a t-shirt made with that written on the front.
- Sebastian Lund: And yet someone got to go to the crime scene today.
- Danny Malloy: Jealousy ain't a good look, bro.
- Sebastian Lund: Me? Jealous? Why would I be jealous? After working here for, like, five years and only getting to go to the crime scene from time to time.
- Dr. Loretta Wade: Danny merely drove me.
- Sebastian Lund: I have a license. I can drive.
- Danny Malloy: Says the dude who's afraid to make left turns.
- Dr. Timofey Yeltin: No talk! No talk! America, rights, da?
- Christopher LaSalle: Well, what about the rights of that girl you murdered?
- Dr. Timofey Yeltin: I don't understand. Stupid Police!
- Meredith Brody: NOPD's on the way.
- Christopher LaSalle: You tell 'em to bring a translator? 'Cause I can't understand a word Baryshnikov here is saying.
- Meredith Brody: Why murder the girl?
- Dr. Timofey Yeltin: I didn't murder anyone
- Meredith Brody: Rosetta Stone. I was gonna take a semester in Moscow, but it's too cold.
- Christopher LaSalle, Meredith Brody: tell us what's going on here?
- Dr. Timofey Yeltin: Why I should talk to you?
- Christopher LaSalle: Because you're facing the death penalty if you don't. How do you say "lethal injection"?
- Meredith Brody: Uh, Rosetta Stone doesn't really cover stuff like that.
- Marcus Martel: And make it Fast?
- Sebastian Lund: Yeah, I know. But contrary to my wildest dreams, I'm not Han Solo, this is not a lightsaber, and Mr. Armstrong is not a Tauntaun.
- Dwayne Pride: [Referring to the victim] Red flags in his personal life?
- Patton Plame: I ran the cash financials. Dumped his phone. Found two things. Jack and squat. This dude is Mr. Clean Clean.