- Arthur King: Tone, you and Darren went up against Grinlap before. You're in on this special team.
- Sir Darren: Uh... Lucky us.
- Sir Darren: Listen, I love the old guy, but you can get a headache trust tryin' to figure out what he's talkin' about.
- Sir Tone: What were you talking about reasoning with Grinlap?
- Arthur King: Hey, even Joe Montana doesn't throw a hundred percent.
- Warlord Bash: [of the performer] This is not the Arthur we knew.
- Lord Viper: Perhaps he is king of this future Camelot.
- Arthur King: [a group run eagerly to shake hands with him and the knights] Nice to see the magic of Camelot still scored with the kids in the 1950s.
- Sir Tone: [by a funhouse mirror] You look like Phil.
- Sir Darren: You look like you've put on a couple of pounds yourself.
- Arthur King: [Chuckles after Tone ends up running into a funhouse mirror] It was a lot easier when we were kids.
- Lord Viper: Lay down your weapons or the child pays the price.
- Annabelle's father: Annabelle - you're going to be part of the show!
- Annabelle: Oh, goody-goody!
- Barker: [the knights try to persuade her to give them the prizes which are actually the keys] I don't care who are. I don't even care if you're the real King Arthur. I'm runnin' a business here.
- Merlin: Ohh, luck! Just dumb luck!
- Lord Viper: [appearing] I wouldn't say *just* luck, Viper.
- [a spinning blade appears from his cloud of smoke and cuts the tree he and his Warlords are in]