Mike & Molly (TV Series)
Pie Fight (2015)
Billy Gardell: Mike Biggs
Quotes
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Mike Biggs : You had to have lunch in Chinatown, didn't you? Smells so good I could go Godzilla on the whole neighborhood.
Officer Carl McMillan : He's actually Japanese, but I'm gonna let that go cause I like the imagery.
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Mike Biggs : [Discouraged about dieting] As long as there's pie, I'm not safe.
Molly Flynn : No. As long as there's *me*, you are.
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Officer Carl McMillan : [after Mike punched out Seely] What the hell were you thinking?
Mike Biggs : What was I supposed to do, Carl?
Officer Carl McMillan : Do what half the precinct does. Just ignore him, then sleep with his wife! But no, you had to punch him out. For that they give you a date with the police psychologist and a three day suspension.
Mike Biggs : I thought I'd get two weeks easy. Boy, even the captain hates that jackass.
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Mike Biggs : I drew the fat straw.
Officer Seely : You sure you drew just one?
Mike Biggs : Back off Seely, I am not in the mood.
Officer Seely : All right. Take it easy.
Officer Carl McMillan : For your information, my man lost fifty pounds.
Officer Seely : Hey, that's great, Biggs. Thought you went down a cup size.
Officer Seely : [Mike slams his locker shut, obviously irritated] I'm just playing with ya. You look great, just great. In fact, if this was a fair I'd give you a blue ribbon.
Officer Carl McMillan : [Mike moves in on him, but Carl intercepts] Mike, don't listen to him. He's not worth it.
[to Seely]
Officer Carl McMillan : Just go home.
Officer Seely : I gotta get changed first.
Mike Biggs : Yeah, I'm fine, Carl.
Officer Carl McMillan : All right.
[to Seely]
Officer Carl McMillan : You just keep your mouth shut.
Officer Seely : What? Tell that to your partner. Cause I think that's his problem.
Mike Biggs : [punches Seely] Now, now who has a problem?
Officer Carl McMillan : You do, man!