Gilda (Carry On... and Hammer Horror veteran Valerie Leon), an ageing diva, is confronted at night by an armed intruder (Angus Barnett, Pirates of the Caribbean). A head-strong woman, Gilda quickly takes control of the situation, negotiating that the suspiciously plump assassin turn on his employer instead. That, however, triggers a comical turn for the worse, as bullets and insults fly in the ensuing triangle drama.