Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting (2015)
Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher
Quotes
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Louise Belcher : Uh, why is the front door open?
Gene Belcher : Maybe God closed a window?
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Gene Belcher : You're in eighth grade? I thought you were someone's mom.
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Louise Belcher : How can the two of them be at each other's homes at the same time?
Gene Belcher : Maybe they broke the space-time continuum. That must have been some homework.
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Bob Belcher : Why was there a kid running out of here crying?
Gene Belcher : There's always some kid running out of here crying.
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Linda Belcher : Tina, you'll be babysitting tonight, right?
Tina Belcher : Yeah, about that. I have been talking to some girls at school, and they tell me that you can get paid to babysit.
Bob Belcher : Oh, boy, she's onto us. Alright, let the negotiations begin. How much?
Tina Belcher : One thousand dollars plus parking.
Bob Belcher : How about three dollars an hour?
Tina Belcher : Okay, deal.
Gene Belcher : Whoa, whoa, whoa! Three dollars every hour?
Louise Belcher : We get a cut of that, right?
Tina Belcher : Sure.
Bob Belcher : Fine, but be in bed at ten or no one gets a dime.
Tina Belcher : Of course. We can go to bed in our sleep.
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Louise Belcher : What just happened?
Gene Belcher : He ran away and joined the world's worst biker gang!