Night of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together for Autism Programs (2015 TV Special)
Bob Barker: Self
Quotes
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Adam Sandler : [Bob grabs a bedpan with a patients urine in it] Oh no, oh no, no, no, no no!
Bob Barker : [he pours it over Adam's head] You're truly number one in my book.
Adam Sandler : How many fucking Asparagus did you eat today?
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Bob Barker : If I knew all I had to do was toss your salad to get a part in your movies, I would have done it. But Rob Schneider never sent me the memo.
Adam Sandler : Ooh. I understand that Price Is Right is on right now. I *love* the new host. He's funny and not crotchety.
Bob Barker : You know what *I* like about him. He's been working over 25 years and never once had to do the "Whoopedy-doo, waka-waka loo" like a pathetic idiot.
Adam Sandler : [Adam knocks Bob Barker out] Couldn't leave well enough alone, could you Bobby.
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Adam Sandler : [at a Memorial to both Adam Sandler and Bob Barker, the audience cheers loudly for Adam] Oh. Bob. Guess they love the Sandman just a little more than you. Thanks for playing.
Bob Barker : You don't get it. They're cheering for you because you're dead,.
Adam Sandler : Ha ha ha ha
[Knocks Bob Barker out with his harp]
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Nurse : [the nurse is coming in with Ebola-tainted blood samples] Is everything all right, Mr. Barker?
Adam Sandler : It is now, honey.
[shoves Bob Barker into a wall, then grabs a blood sample]
Adam Sandler : It's all over now, Bob.
Bob Barker : Oh, please. I'm already 91 years old.
[drinks the blood sample and spits it into Adam's face]
Adam Sandler : Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Bob Barker : I can't wait to see the look on David Spade's face when he finds out there's gonna be no Grown Ups 3.
Adam Sandler : Damn you, Bob!
[they both die]
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[Adam is on the floor]
Bob Barker : You know, you're right. This soup *is* too hot.
[pours the soup onto Adam]
Adam Sandler : AAAAHHHH!