[Charlie, Frank and Dee are fighting over Valentine's Day, and Dennis has had enough]
Dennis Reynolds: STOP! STOP! STOP! What are you... What are you guys DOING? This is NUTS! THIS IS CRAZY! I can't believe we blew another opportunity to have a working bar, to have a successful business together, because you assholes get so worked up over Valentine's Day, the DUMBEST holiday that ever existed!
Charlie Kelly: But I thought you were trying to get us to focus on ourselves and focus on Valentine's Day...
Dennis Reynolds: WHAT? Are you insane? All I've been saying is to please focus on the bar! But you just couldn't do it!
Dee Reynolds: Dennis, I gotta say, I feel like this is just about something else...
Dennis Reynolds: It's not about something else, it's...
Frank Reynolds: The bar is fine. Something else is up...
Charlie Kelly: You know what it is? This is 'cause you hate Valentine's Day.
Dennis Reynolds: It's not 'cause I hate Valentine's Day, it's because I -- I just...
[stammers]
Frank Reynolds: That's what it is. He's trying to distract us from Valentine's Day. That's the thing.
Dee Reynolds: You know why though? You guys, it's because he doesn't have any feelings. And we do.
Charlie Kelly: That's it! Yeah, because we have feelings, and you don't! And that's why you hate Valentine's Day!
Dennis Reynolds: NO! STOP! GODDAMN IT!
[everybody else shuts up]
Dennis Reynolds: I hate Valentine's Day because you assholes never got me anything! Okay, and I have feelings! Of course I have feelings! I have big feelings, okay? And it hurts. Okay? So... So that's why I hate Valentine's Day, and that's why I put anthrax in the box.
Dee Reynolds: That was you?
Dennis Reynolds: Yes, it was me. I just... I just wanted it to stop! It's powdered sugar, by the way... Oh, he's already eating it.
Frank Reynolds: [eating the powdered sugar] I knew that.