- Maya Hart: Well, maybe we don't have a vote, Lucas...
- Lucas Friar: [pleasantly surprised] Did you just call me Lucas?
- Maya Hart: I've always known your name. I like us all very much.
- Farkle Minkus: Maybe we do have a voice.
- Riley Matthews: So what do you wanna say, Robot?
- Farkle Minkus: [to all his friends] You, me, Earth... Let's do this thing.
- Lucas Friar: Why don't you elect people who care enough to make things better?
- Cory Matthews: I like to think I do every time I vote. But the truth is, I'm not responsible for the quality of people running for office.
- Riley Matthews: How are these people even chosen?
- Cory Matthews: Well, the parties choose the best candidates they can come up with.
- [Eric bursts into the room, then pauses to catch his breath]
- Eric Matthews: I am running for senator of the great state of New York, and I need your votes!
- Riley Matthews: Kids don't vote.
- Eric Matthews: Then, aww.
- Cory Matthews: Everybody close your books, it's the end of the world.
- Eric Matthews: I'm really dizzy. I've done this in every classroom!
- Eric Matthews: They played me. I'm just supposed to lose.
- Tommy: Supposed to.
- Riley Matthews: Like Kennedy was.
- Maya Hart: Or Nixon.
- Eric Matthews: Yeah, but those guys weren't real!